Do you know your HYMNS?

The Dentist's Hymn -------> Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn -------> There shall be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn -------> The Church is One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn -------> Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn -------> There is a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn -------> Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist' s Hymn -------> Open my Eyes that I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn -------> I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn -------> Pass it on
The Electrician' s Hymn -------> Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn -------> Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn -------> I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn -------> He Touched me
The Doctor's Hymn -------> The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph -------> God will Take Care of You
65mph -------> Nearer my God to Thee
85mph -------> This World is not my Home
95mph -------> Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph -------> Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.